Oh my gosh. Tumblr is so sassy.

Oh my gosh. Tumblr is so sassy.

yamsy:

raptorific:

Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is

*laughs tastefully*

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

the-stradivarius:

imagine if leonardo never wins an oscar, and when he dies a movie is made about his life and the person playing leonardo wins an oscar

(Source: higherfunction, via anothermindpalace)

My phone froze on a picture of Jennifer Lawrence and hasn’t changed in 6 hours. I’m just a bit worried.

  • John: You FAKED your fucking DEATH
  • Sherlock: I also did the motion capture
I’m so happy. This gif is everything that makes me happy.

I’m so happy. This gif is everything that makes me happy.

(Source: olivertwistandshout, via cumblr-blog)

Am I the only person to realize the quote “its in the last place you look” is because you found it and quit looking? No?

My step dad wouldn’t let me have an 11th Doctor action figure because he claimed “it was his. It has my name on it.” His name is Matthew D. Smith.

My step dad wouldn’t let me have an 11th Doctor action figure because he claimed “it was his. It has my name on it.” His name is Matthew D. Smith.

I never thought I would see the day where me going to bed at 12 was going to bed early.